I'm a vending machine genius...

So I'm spending the week in a dorm at the University of Arkansas.  "But you're not a college student," you are thinking, right?  You are correct.  I'm here for an AP summer institute.  I've learned many valuable lessons, but the most important involves the vending machines.  I got back to the dorms tonight after some yummy cajun food and a fun night of catching up with a friend from high school.  But I decided to grab something completely lacking nutritional value before checking my email.  I was debating between Skittles and some chocolate cupcakes.  I went for the cupcakes...but they got stuck.  I tried my best "shake the machine" moves, but with no results.  So then I had to decide what to do next...this is where the genius kicks in.  I realized that instead of getting another couple of cupcakes (to, of course, set the first set of cupcakes free) I could get the junk food (Skittles of course) above it and that would knock the cupcakes down on the way.  It totally worked!  

OH--and be careful of judging others.  Today I was mocking (in my head of course--I'm a good little Southern girl at heart...we don't make fun of people to their faces :) ) a guy in the student union.  He had two HUGE pre-packaged pastries.  I thought it was pretty ridiculous, until I was staring at the vending machine as it held my Hostess cakes hostage.  Then I instantly thought, "I bet that's what happened to that guy!" 

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