How to get a new clock...
Due to some unfortunate events in 3rd period (high schoolers sometimes think they are taller than they actually are and more agile as well...that's all I'll say about that...), I was in need of a new clock. This is how to get a clock:
1. Take clock to the assistant principal's office at the end of your hall. Here you will find you need to speak to someone in the main office.
2. Take clock to the main office. Here you will discover that you need to meet someone at the loading dock.
3. Walk towards loading dock. Realize you are not completely sure you know where the loading dock is. Take clock to the security desk to ascertain where the loading dock is.
4. After the kind folks at the security desk confirm that the people at the loading dock have a clock, head to the loading dock according to your newly acquire directions.
5. Trade in broken clock for shiny, new, accurate clock.
6. Take new clock to classroom. Here you will find that the screw in the wall doesn't like the new clock.
7. Head back to loading dock, but instead have the very helpful hall monitor call to have someone come help you in your classroom.
8. Stand around and watch as helpful person fixes new clock to be compatible with old screw.
9. Sit in your desk and smile at the shiny, new, accurate clock on your classroom wall.
1. Take clock to the assistant principal's office at the end of your hall. Here you will find you need to speak to someone in the main office.
2. Take clock to the main office. Here you will discover that you need to meet someone at the loading dock.
3. Walk towards loading dock. Realize you are not completely sure you know where the loading dock is. Take clock to the security desk to ascertain where the loading dock is.
4. After the kind folks at the security desk confirm that the people at the loading dock have a clock, head to the loading dock according to your newly acquire directions.
5. Trade in broken clock for shiny, new, accurate clock.
6. Take new clock to classroom. Here you will find that the screw in the wall doesn't like the new clock.
7. Head back to loading dock, but instead have the very helpful hall monitor call to have someone come help you in your classroom.
8. Stand around and watch as helpful person fixes new clock to be compatible with old screw.
9. Sit in your desk and smile at the shiny, new, accurate clock on your classroom wall.
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